to satisfaction

to satisfaction

i'm puzzled as to why companies produce a "family sized" box of snack crackers that doesn't come close to satisfying. i think i'm going to write the producers of wheat thins and triscuit complaints about their products. it might look like this:

dear [insert company name here]
i have a major complaint about your product.
the box isn't big enough. perhaps in addition to "family size" on the box, you should put a disclaimer about how some people may not be satisfied and want to buy two boxes instead of one. it may be a good marketing strategy to create a bigger box... perhaps calling it "steve carroll size". then i may be satisfied. until then, i will continue to buy your crackers as they are delicious, but they leave me wanting. perhaps this is why you make the family size box so small... so we buy more. you're smart. too smart.

-steve carroll
[cracker lover]
[stay at home musician]

p.s. i'd make a good mascot for a cracker company... forget putting rachel ray on your box... she's a tool.