birds

birds

so there's this little birdie in my head that keeps telling me, "steven, i know you finished your paper, now you just need to print it out. it's due at 2pm today. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it. do it."



so i shot it.

but then i felt bad, cuz i didn't actually kill it. i just wounded it enough for it to be annoying. so i stepped on it, crunch.

the end.