there are things i tolerate with great consternation

i don't tend to hate things. i don't hate cats. i tolerate them. i don't hate curly hair, i tolerate it. i go out of my way at times to gauge ways of how i can rid myself of the things i tolerate.

but i'll admit it:
i don't tolerate jean shorts.
i can't tolerate what i can't stand.

there are varying degrees of jean shorts. all terrible, one level is not sorse than another, but they all differ in one way or another.

we have to start off, the idea of jeans that have been worn out to the point of no longer being jeans. if they are no longer allowable as jeans, they should be replaced. they should not be modified into shorts. some people even use other people's jeans, or patch multiple pairs of jeans together to make a single pair of shorts. this should not be allowed.

next is the fact that jean shorts come... oh yes... pre-manufactured. people make them for the sole purpose of being jean shorts. we have an even further degradation of this concept: some jean shorts are made to look worn out on they day they're purchased. people either want to fake that these were once jeans, or make it seem like they LOVE them, and wear them ALL the time.

i find myself confused. i'll leave you with that.

2 comments:

adee greene said...

ughhhh. now i'm going to have to return your birthday present and find something else...

steve said...

the death cab cd hasn't come out yet. nice try.