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so i got an email today saying that a package was in my mailbox. i was really excited, i bought shoes last week on converse.com and they're finally here. so i went and got them. i opened up the box. and i'm greeted with a familiar smell.

a smell from my childhood.


a smell that i remember, but i can't quite place.

what is that smell?

it's not new shoe smell.

they're new... but that's not the smell commonly associated with new shoes.

i finally figured it out.


BRUSSEL SPROUTS.


yep.

those tiny little delicious cabbages we all have come to know and love like the plague. i don't know about you, but i actually enjoy them. the only problem i have with them is their smell. anywho. that's what these shoes smell like. it's not terrible though. they're pretty awesome.

if you wanna check them out... look up "hundred layer chucks" on converse's website, under all the product red shoes. i'd give you a link, but the whole site is created in flash, so they're unable to direct link.

or you can arrange a viewing. i'm free on mondays wednesdays and fridays... along with most saturdays and sundays. also, tuesday and thursday between the hours of 11 and 2... and after 3:30.

but seriously. this is exciting news people.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dork.

Anonymous said...

to anonymous dork.
perhaps you shouldnt be anonymous.
just for the mere sake of anonymity, if you want to say dork.be real.
dorks are real. They are used to sitting at the other table.
face it-you have a dork inside of you too.. hey maybe that's why people like to hide behind the name.. anonmymous.

so here's to dork and new leather furniture smells and the smells of newly born puppies.
get to know your inner dork. you may like him/her.